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timelordy-teganbreann:

swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

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are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays

Since when was Shakespeare a fucking sixth grade boy?

jonathan-romero-butt:

marbleloveroftveit:

randomfandomconfessions:

littlecoffeemonsters:

youlockedmeinthatbloodylab:

LION KING BLOOPERS

These are actual bloopers from the cast while they recording, and they were later animated.

HIGH MUFASA ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH

I needed this in my life.

if you don’t want this on your blog, i’m judging you

matthew broderick aggressively trying to say hakuna matata

taintedworld:

when you follow a group of friends and you always see them talking on your dash and you want to join in and be friends with them but you have the social skills of a rock so you just sit there watching like

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luginub:

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

fiztheancient:

ineloquentformalities:

what-my-dreams-are-made-of:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

i was talking to my boyfriend

and i was trying to describe a type of marine animal

but i couldn’t think of it’s name 

so i said ‘sea pancake’ 

manta ray.

manta ray is the word i was looking for.

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SCREEEEECH

WHAT ITS TOO CUTE

fiztheancient:

ineloquentformalities:

what-my-dreams-are-made-of:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

i was talking to my boyfriend

and i was trying to describe a type of marine animal

but i couldn’t think of it’s name 

so i said ‘sea pancake’ 

manta ray.

manta ray is the word i was looking for.

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SCREEEEECH

WHAT ITS TOO CUTE

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

bethedoitsu:

illustry1120:

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.

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He’s never gonna give you Up.

Get out.

richwhitelesbian:

i have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old who is told very often that he’s really mature & smart for  his age

kidouyuuto:

is now an appropriate time to run outside naked screaming “im gay” or should i wait

  •  *in principals office*
  • principal: Have a seat.
  • me: thank you *picks up chair and leaves*